With four kids, three of which are three and under, there is most certainly NEVER a dull moment and at times it can be quite entertaining. Most of the hilariousness comes from No-no, our three year old son. You may recognize him from previous posts, “Conversations With A Two Year Old”. He’s three now, and will be four in March. He’s also the cause for most of the humor in the house.
No-no: (Crying) Daddy! I hurt my head!
Me: Oh no buddy! How?
No-no: Playing under the cabinets…
Me: Like I told you not to?
No-no: Yeeeeeess……
Me: Did you learn anything?
No-no: Yes…
Me: Are you going to listen to me now?
No-no: Nooooooo….
Recently we were on our way to Yai-yai’s (my mom) house. The kids were watching a movie (thank god for dvd players in cars!) in the backseat and were conspicuously quiet. Suddenly, No-no belts out, “Quit playing with your vagina!!!” What makes it funnier is, he was staring out the window when he said it. The wife and I busted out laughing, but quickly stopped when we thought, “Where did he learn the word vagina?” Even though we have a daughter, we do not call her lady parts a vagina. We use terms like, hoo-ha or lucy. Now, I’ll pick on No-no when he is taking a bath. I’ll open the door and yell at him to “quit playing with your dingy!” So to whoever taught my son the word (and proper usage of) vagina, I thank you for the laugh!
My Wacky Offspring 